That’s Life

Bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman, “Which book has helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied, “My husband’s cheque book !!”

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A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called
‘Husband – the Master of the House?’"
Sales girl: “Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!”

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Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call your
wife – darling, honey, luv. What’s the secret?"
Old man:  “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her."

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Pharmacist to customer: “Sir, please understand, to buy an
anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription...
Simply showing marriage certificate and wife’s picture is not
enough!"

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For MEN.....and WOMEN with a bit of humour??
A man was granted two wishes by God. He asked for the best drink
& the best woman ever. Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.

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There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make Wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see Wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened!

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Wives are magicians. They can change anything into an argument.

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Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, compared to men?
A very INTELLIGENT student replied: "Because Women don't have a wife!"

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COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE:  Dear Mother-in-law,
Don't teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!

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When a married man says,  "I WILL THINK ABOUT IT" - what he really means is that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.

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A lady says to her doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in his
sleep!  What should I give him to cure it?"
The doctor replies:  "Give him an opportunity to speak when he's
awake! "

*Enjoy*  😄😄🤣🤣