Thursday, June 6, 2019

Points to ponder about Life


This is only sent to those who are believed to have the mental capacity to comprehend the meaning of these statements.
It requires a real deep thinker to grasp these most important facts of life.

9 Points to Ponder

Number 9 - Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

Number 8 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 7 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6 - Men have two emotions :
Hungry and Horny, and you can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, try first  make him a sandwich. If that does not work , well then good luck to you.

Number 5 - Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 4 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

Number 3 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took drugs to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take anti depressants to make it normal.

Number 1 - Life is like a jar of mirchi chutney. What you enjoy today might burn your ass tomorrow.

...and as someone recently said to me :

Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long!!!
😉😉😜😜

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