On being drunk

A police patrol parked outside Rickety Pub noticed a man leaving the bar intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes. The police officer was patiently observing.

The man tried his keys on six different cars. Finally, he located his own car and fell into it.

He was there for a while as other men left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, flicked the hazard lights, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights.

He moved his car forward, reversed a little, and then remained stationary as more patrons left in their vehicles.

When almost everyone left Rickety, he started to drive.

The police officer started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights and pulled the man over. He performed a breathalyser test.

Surprisingly, the breathalyzer showed no evidence of the man having consumed any alcohol at all.

Dumbfounded, the officer said, "Please accompany me to the Police Station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

"Tonight, I'm the decoy. They all got away!" replied the man.
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