Friday, June 29, 2012

The Baby Boy

Santa Singh's wife was expecting and the baby was due any day. Santa was very confident it would be a boy and was looking forward to the delivery day. As fate would have it, he was transferred to another city and had to join office immediately.

Before going, he asked his father-in-law to send a telegram confirming the birth of his son. But in order to avoid giving party to his office colleagues he asks his father -in-law to write "the clock has arrived" and he will understand that the son is born..

The D-day arrived. His wife delivered a cute little baby girl.

Now Santa's father-in-law didn't know what to do. If he writes "the clock has arrived" Santa will think he has got a Son. If he writes "the clock has not arrived" Santa will get worried that something serious has happened. Then a brilliant idea comes to his mind........

Santa received the telegram opened it eagerly and reads........."The clock has arrived, but no 'pendulum'!

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Come back message

To all victims of my jokes over the years. I am so sorry for being away for soooo looong. I hope I can start contributing more often from now on.......Mua hahahahaha.