An inquisitive man!

1
Man : I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
Woman : You wear pants don't you?

2
Man : Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
Woman ; That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on th e sofa and do nothing but fart

3
Man : What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
Woman : Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

4
Man : How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Woman : I don't know; it has never happened.

5
Man : Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
Woman : They already have boyfriends.

6
Man :What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
Woman : A widow.

7
Man: Why are married women heavier than single women?
Woman : Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Moral of all these?
Fellow gents, next time you ask a woman something, do think twice or three times.......as you may not like the answer!