Question: Why is the "69" position also called the "smokers' position?"
Answer: Because while she is smoking the cigar, he is cleaning the ashtray.
Question: Why is sperm donation more expensive than blood donation?
Answer: Because it's HANDMADE!!
An old man married a young girl. On the wedding night he showed five fingers to his wife.
Young girl : Ooh.. darling! 5 times?
Old man : No dear, choose which one you prefer to start with.
Man 1 : My wife is obsessed with cars. While asleep, she holds my bird and says "1st gear, 2nd gear...".
Man 2 : My wife is worse, she puts my bird inside her and says "Full Tank Please".
Question: What is the smallest hotel in the world?
Answer: It's the vagina . Because it can only accommodate 1 standing occupant and 2 pieces of baggage outside!
Two prostitutes were in a taxi, on their way home after "work".
Bitch 1 : I smell sperm!
Bitch 2 : Sorry, I burped!!!
A prostitute goes to deposit a $100 bill in a bank.
The teller says, "Sorry, madam, the note is a fake".
"Oh no!" exclaimed the prostitute, "I have been... raped!!".
Reporter: Your secretary said publicly that you have a small penis, would you care to comment on this?
Man: "The truth is that she has a big mouth!"
A Japanese girl accidentally lets out a big fart after making love.
She said, "Aww, so solly... exkooz me pleazo, Flont hole so happy, back hole laugh out loud".
Love is a complicated piece of machinery.
Sometimes, all you need is a good screw to fix it.
Sex is like a card game. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
What's the difference between biology and sociology?
When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology.
When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.
Whoever first said that "A dog is man's best friend" has never seen a pussy before.
Why is breast milk good for health?
Because it is great for blood circulation, provides heat, is refreshing & comes in attractive containers.
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