Why golf is better than sex

#10     A below par performance  is considered damn good. 

#9       You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers. 
#8       It's much easier to find the sweet spot. 

#7       Foursomes are encouraged. 

#6       You can still make money doing it as a senior.

#5       Three times a day is possible..

#4       Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer  if you play with someone else.

#3       If you live in Florida,  you can do it almost every day.

#2       You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

And his NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex.....

#1       When your equipment gets old you can replace it!