Monday, February 18, 2019

A Wise Investment


The lawyer says: “I have some good news and bad news”

The CEO replies: “I have had an awful day, let's hear the good news first.” 

The lawyer says: “Your wife invested $20,000 in five pictures that are worth a minimum of $2 million” 

The CEO replies enthusiastically: “Well done, very good news indeed ! You’ve made my day; now what is the bad news?”

The lawyer answers: “These pictures are of you in bed with your secretary”

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