Necrophilia

A man was brought before the judge and charged with NECROPHILIA (making love to a dead person).

The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the jail keys in the toilet?"

The man replied, "I'll give you 3 good reasons:
1. It's none of your damn business
2. She was my wife
3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!"

SO LADIES, TRY TO MOVE A LITTLE DURING THE GAME.
GUYS, IF THRE IS NOT MUCH MOVEMENT, STOP IMMEDIATELY AND CHECK IF SHE IS ALIVE!!