women's language for beginners

Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No We need = I want I am sorry = You’ll be sorry We need to talk = I need to complain Whatever! Go ahead = I don’t want you to Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later I am not upset  = Of course I’m upset you moron Are you listening to me? = Too late, you’re dead You have to learn to communicate= Just agree with me Be romantic, turn out the lights           = I have flabby thighs You’re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now and it’s not that! You’re certainly attentive tonight        = Is sex all you ever think about I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV How much do you love me?                = I did something today that you’re really not going to like