the gender of objects

You might not have known this...but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:    FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in...but you can see right through them.   PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off...it takes a while to warm them up again.   They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.   TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated   HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object... because to get them to go anywhere...you have to light a fire under their butt.   SPONGES: These are female...because they are soft...squeezable and retain water.   WEB PAGES: Female...because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.    TRAINS: Definitely male... because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.    EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because...over time...all the weight shifts to the bottom.    HAMMERS: Male... because in the last 5,000 years...they've hardly changed at all...and are occasionally handy to have around.    THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male...but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it...and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push....he just keeps trying……………..