Chinese Philosophy

How True! Chinese Philosophy

When without money, keep pigs;

When have money, keep dogs.

When without money, eat wild vege at home ;

When have money, eat same wild vege in fine restaurant.

When without money, ride bicycle;

When have money, ride exercise machine.

When without money, wish to get married;

When have money, wish to get divorced.

When without money, wife becomes secretary;

When have money, secretary becomes wife.

When without money, act like rich man;

When with money, act like poor man.

Man, O Man, never tells the truth:

Says share market is bad but keeps speculating;

Says money is evil but keeps accumulating.

Says women are trouble-makers

but keeps desiring them;

Says high positions are lonely

but keeps wanting them.

Says smoking & drinking is bad

but keeps partaking;

Says heaven is good

but refused to go.

In the rural area, chicken calls man awake;

In the cities, man calls for chickens. 

In the past, famous actresses will not sell their bodies;

Now, actresses will sell their bodies to become famous

What is life about?

1 - At one, YOU are the top priority

10 - At ten, academic excellence is the top priority

20 -At twenty, getting dates is the top priority

30 - At thirty, a good career is top priority

40 -At forty, keeping your body in shape is top priority

50 - At fifty, beating others at mahjong is top priority

60 - At sixty, keeping IT up is top priority

70 - At seventy, remembering something is top priority

80 - At eighty, moving around is top priority

90 - At ninety, knowing directions is top priority

100 - At 100, having your portrait on the wall is top priority!

Wishing you all happiness! Be good !