A Singapore Story

Ah Beng bought a Honda VTI recently and drove to Ah Lian's place to show it to her.

So there Ah Beng was bragging about the various functions of his new car to his girlfriend. 'This is ah, so fast even the Mata Chia cannot catch ah!'

'Ha! Really ah!!! Steady lah!' said Ah Lian.

'Some more hor, this is Automatic one, vely easy to drive!.'

So Ah Lian said, 'Let me try! I wan, I wan!'

So Ah Lian took the driver's seat and shifted the gear and floored the accelerator. The next moment, the car sped backwards and crashed into the lamp-post.

'Alamak! What u doing? U Siao Char Bo! U see lah! Wah Piang eh!' screamed Ah Beng.

'Solee, solee, pai sei lah! No lah, I tot hor, 'R' for racing mah!'

'aaaaaah! 'R' for Reverse!!!!!!' screamed Ah Beng.