A Cowboy's Tombstone

Five rules for men to have a happy life......seen on a tombstone in Utah.

It is important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up and have a job.

it is important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

it is important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.

It is important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes to be with you.

It is important that these four woman do not know each other or you could end up dead like me!