Worms

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

He put four worms into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of semen. The fourth worm was put into a jar of good, clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the minister reported the followingresults:

The first worm in alcohol -- dead.

Second worm in cigarette smoke -- dead

Third worm in semen -- dead.

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

The minister asked the congregation -- "What can we learn from this demonstration?"

A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said; "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms"

AMEN!!