Men's Perspective?

David Bissonette: When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Sacha Guitry: After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together

Socrates: By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Dumas: The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"

Sigmund Freud: I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Anonymous: "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

Sam Kinison: "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

James Holt McGavran: "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."

Patrick Murray: Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Nash: The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

Sonn: You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Henny Youngman: My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield: A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Anonymous: A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

As the saying goes it is not over till it is over. Have a great day my friends. I hope I have brought a smile to your face. Keep smiling and life is more enjoyable...