These are trying times

*WE LIVE IN VERY INTERESTING AND FUNNY TIMES*
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*1.* *We live in times where we see many humans, but not humanity.*

*2.* *We live in times where the rich has more rooms than children and the poor has more children than rooms.*

*3.* *We live in times where smart phones bring you closer to those who are far, but distance you from those who are closer.*

*4.* *We live in times where we open Facebook, more than Holy Book;*

*5.* *We live in times where a single mother can look after 10 children, but 10 children can't look after a single mother;*

*6.* *We live in times where the rich walk miles to digest food, while the poor walk miles to search for food;*

*7.* *We live in times where women are paid to be naked, while others have no clothes to cover their nakedness.*

*8.* *We live in times where our contact lists are huge, but our relationships are poor*

*9.* *We live in times where our possessions are more, but our appreciation is less;*

*10.* *We live in times where we know how to earn a good living, but somehow forget how to live good;*

*11.* *We live in times where many know the price of everything, but not the value of anything*

*Indeed, we live in a strange world.*

*May God help and Guide Us in our daily life*

Just had to share this with everyone

Plane full of madmen

😂😂😂
A pilot was told to transfer mad people from Nigeria to U.S.A. He agreed and carried them in his plane. Every place was so noisy.

Later one of the mad men approached the pilot and said to him "pls can you teach me how to fly the aeroplane?

The pilot replied, I will teach you how to fly if you will tell your friends to stop making noise.

The mad man went in, after some minutes, every where was silent as if an angel entered the plane. After some minutes the mad man came back and told him that everywhere was cool now. The pilot became happy and asked WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM THAT MADE THEM TO KEEP CALM.

  The mad man replied, I opened the door for them to go and play outside.
The pilot fainted. 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

Don't just laugh alone.
😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃... Kindly Make sure that You Make Someone Happy Today...

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Points to ponder about Life

This is only sent to those who are believed to have the mental capacity to comprehend the meaning of these statements.
It requires a real deep thinker to grasp these most important facts of life.

9 Points to Ponder

Number 9 - Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

Number 8 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 7 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6 - Men have two emotions :
Hungry and Horny, and you can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, try first  make him a sandwich. If that does not work , well then good luck to you.

Number 5 - Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 4 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

Number 3 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took drugs to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take anti depressants to make it normal.

Number 1 - Life is like a jar of mirchi chutney. What you enjoy today might burn your ass tomorrow.

...and as someone recently said to me :

Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long!!!
😉😉😜😜

Eden on the Park

A seniors lifestyle resort in Kota Samarahan. Just next to the golf course. Ideal place for retirement?

All about Perfumes

Grandma was taking a lift to the 8th floor.

The lift stopped at 1st floor and a beautiful lady walked in. The fragrance from her body was so strong that grandma cannot help but asked:
Grandma: "Wow! Such wonderful fragrance!"
Lady: "BULGARI,
RM100 a bottle."

The lift stopped again at the 6th floor and another beautiful lady walked in. This time, her fragrance is much stronger than the first.
Grandma: "Wow, wow. This is even much better!!!"
Lady 2: "GUCCI, more than RM200 a bottle!"

Upon reaching the 8th floor, grandma farted just before she got out of the lift. The smell was so strong that the two ladies almost vomitted.

Ladies: : “Auntie, what's that strong smell?"
Grandma: "MUSANGKING, RM300 a kg!!!"
😜🤣🇲🇾

On being drunk

A police patrol parked outside Rickety Pub noticed a man leaving the bar intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes. The police officer was patiently observing.

The man tried his keys on six different cars. Finally, he located his own car and fell into it.

He was there for a while as other men left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, flicked the hazard lights, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights.

He moved his car forward, reversed a little, and then remained stationary as more patrons left in their vehicles.

When almost everyone left Rickety, he started to drive.

The police officer started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights and pulled the man over. He performed a breathalyser test.

Surprisingly, the breathalyzer showed no evidence of the man having consumed any alcohol at all.

Dumbfounded, the officer said, "Please accompany me to the Police Station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

"Tonight, I'm the decoy. They all got away!" replied the man.
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