Where have we gone wrong?

One evening not too long ago, me and the wife decided to eat out. The following sequence of events occured;

Broom! Broom! (once inside the car).

Me : Hey....where should we go for dinner?
Wife : Up to you, dear.
Me : Let's have Chicken Rice. I am craving for it.
Wife : We always go there. Aren't you sick of it?
Me : How about the new dry Bah Kut Teh at the Airport roundabout?
Wife : Bah Kut Teh for dinner? What are you thinking? It's too fattening!
Me : Let's eat at the Miri Cafe then?  Just order what you like....
Wife : I wouldn't know what to order......
Me : Porridge?
Wife : Too expensive. And it's not that good!
Me : Instant Noodles?
Wife : Too little. ANd I don't like it.
Me : Fish noodle up the road then?
Wife : The vendor is not that clean, unhygenic. Yuk!
Me : BBQ at rumah asap down E-Mart way?
Wife : That smokey place! My hair will stink after that! Don't you know? Use your brain!
Me : OK, let's go to the food centre then.
Wife : It's now past 9 pm. There wouldn't be anything left! Idiot!

Screeecchhh! (braking soiund)

Wife : Why do you stop the car???
Me : So where should we go for dinner?
Wife : I already said, Up To You lah.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!