A woman's view of men

Men are like....

Men are like Laxatives - They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like Bananas - The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like Weather - Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like Blenders - You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like Chocolate Bars - Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like Commercials - You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like Department Stores - Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
Men are like Government Bonds - They take soooooooo long to mature.
Men are like Mascara - They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like Popcorn - They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like Snowstorms - You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like Lava Lamps - Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like Parking Spots - All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.