Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!
The husband yells, “When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'!”
'Oh Yeah?' she replies. 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last'!'
(HE ASKED FOR IT!)
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