They had an accident. Both of their cars are totaled but neither of them is hurt. The man is yelling about lousy women drivers.
Woman: “There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign that we should be friends.'
Man: ”Maybe you are right but you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.
Woman: 'Look…another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. She hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'
The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...'
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever...Don't mess with them.
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