When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say "congrats". But, none of them come and touch the man's thingy and say "Good job".
Moral of the story - Hard work is never appreciated.
When I don't do it, I am lazy.
When my boss does not do it, he is busy.
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart.
When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative.
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing.
When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating.
When I make a mistake, I' am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, He's only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, He's on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview .
When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked
When I do good, my boss never remembers.
When I do wrong, He never forgets.
What to do?
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