Tuesday, March 31, 2009

The different sexes.

PHOTOCOPIERS
These are female, because once turned off...it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

TYRES
Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

HOT AIR BALLOONS
Also a male object... because to get them to go anywhere...you have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES
These are female...because they are soft...squeezable and retain water.

From Ah Lor.

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