Simple Maths

This equation should be taught in all maths classes. From a strictly mathematical viewpoint, it goes like this.

What makes 100%?
What does it means to give more than 100%?
Ever wonder about your colleagues who says they are giving more than 100%?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions.

If
A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z
Is represented as;
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19-20-21-22-23-24-25-26

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K=8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E=11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T = 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

A-S-S K-I-S-S-I-N-G = 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

So, we can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, it’s BULLSHIT and ASS KISSING that put you over the top!!