Confucius says...........

This Confucius guy is smart……..

Confucius says : War not determine who right, war determine who left.

Confucius says : If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.

Confucius says : To meet girl in park is good. But to park meat in girl is better.

Confucius says : Man with tool in woman’s mouth, not necessarily denist

Confucius says : Man who run through airport turnstiles backward going to Bangkok

Confucius says : Better to be pissed off than to be pissed on.

Confucius says : Woman who go to man’s apartment for snack, get titbit

Confucius says : Man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants.

Confucius says : Woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Confucius says : Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion

Confucius says : Woman who go camping must beware of evil intent

Confucius says : Girl who sit on Judge’s lap get honourable discharge

Confucius says : Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long

Confucius says : It take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it

Thanks Alice. These sure made me laugh!