Sunday, September 28, 2008

When stranded in a deserted Island........

Thanks Diewo for this contribution......

Two ITALIAN men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
The two fought and one KILLED the other to have the lady.

Two AMERICAN men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
They both had the lady TOGETHER.

Two FRENCH men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
They killed the lady to have each other.

Two THAI men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
The first man rented the lady to the second man for 2 baht a night.

Two FILIPINO men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
The first man kidnapped the lady and asked for ransom from the other man.

Two INDONESIAN men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
The first man claimed that island is independent and took the lady as his advisor.
The second man swam to another island to look for jobs.

Two MALAYSIAN men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
The lady ACCUSED the first man of sodomizing the other man because she was rejected by both.

Two SINGAPOREAN men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
The two men did nothing because there is no instruction from the GOVERNMENT.

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