Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back.......or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the testimonials of a few people who did……….
1. From an office colleague..........
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word.....he knew better.
2. From a lady golfer friend........
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who work at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls".
Hahahahaha..........hopefully that helps to put a smile on your face!
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