The difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted. Alcohol is a perfect solvent:It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong.A tax is a fine for doing well.
Archeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins.
An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have:The older she gets, the more interested he becomes in her.
There are two kinds of people who don't say much:those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
They say that alcohol kills slowly.So what? Who's in a hurry ?
Alcohol and calculus don't mix.Never drink and derive
One nice thing about egotists:They don't talk about other people.
There was a man who said,"I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.
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