Friday, December 21, 2012

CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY...

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman’s' leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, but man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fights with wife all day get no piece at night.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

He who eats crackers in bed get crummy sleep.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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