GOLF again!

From a gplf crazy friend.................thanks, Peter. Much appreciated.

Golf ! Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies, obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by a good bottle of beer..


Golf ! Golf is harder than baseball. In golf, you have to play your foul balls.

An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play, it's always possible to get worse.

Golf's a hard game to figure. One day you'll go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and for no reason at all you really stink.

Someone's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex!
#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.
#9... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#7... Foursomes are encouraged.
#6.... You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#5... Three times a day is possible..
#4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
#3... If you live in Florida , you can do it almost every day.
#2... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
And his NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
#1... When your equipment gets old you can replace it!