A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crab.
A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did.
The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. She was annoyed by his behaviour.
Shortly before landing in New York , she announced over the intercom to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans , please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up. So she took them home and ate them herself.
Men never learn!
Monday, July 13, 2009
Hate your biscuit soft?
'Viagra' is now available in powder form for your tea.
It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit from going soft.
It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit from going soft.
Friday, July 10, 2009
CCTV Building
Beijing's iconic CCTV building as viewed from our smoking corner o
n the 4th floor rooftop of the world trade centre east wing office.,
n the 4th floor rooftop of the world trade centre east wing office.,
The bodybuilder and the blonde
The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says,
"What a Great Chest you have!"
He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. Of dynamite, Baby."
He takes off his pants and the blonde says,
"What massive Calves you have!"
The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. Of dynamite, baby."
He then removes his underwear, and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that. Scroll down....... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
The blonde replies:
I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!
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"What a Great Chest you have!"
He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. Of dynamite, Baby."
He takes off his pants and the blonde says,
"What massive Calves you have!"
The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. Of dynamite, baby."
He then removes his underwear, and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that. Scroll down....... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
The blonde replies:
I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!
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Breast Awareness Week
This week is Breast Awareness Week.
Spread the slogan: We stare because we care!
Spread the slogan: We stare because we care!
Dragon Gate, Kunming
At the Dragon Gate, Kunming.
View of Kunming from the Dragon Gate. Damn......I think it's about time I get myself a better Camera. This is so...........not clear.
View of Kunming from the Dragon Gate. Damn......I think it's about time I get myself a better Camera. This is so...........not clear.
Olympic Sex
Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls-olympic sex .
Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life?
Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 Years.
Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life?
Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 Years.
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Wives!
Wives are funny creatures.
They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.
They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.
Temple of Heaven
Visited the temple of heaven park the other day. It is so big that I got lost in the park......imagine that!
Traditional street performance in the park.
Traditional street performance in the park.
You guess it.....another Beijing toilet!
Shaving
Why is sex similar to shaving?
Well, because no matter how well u do it today, tomorrow u have to do it again.
Well, because no matter how well u do it today, tomorrow u have to do it again.
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Waifujing
Wangfujing, the Orchard Rd of Beijing. Pedestianised and no traffic to disturb shoppers. Fantastics place but damn expensive.
Anybody fancy scorpion or bugs or starfish satay in one of the street corners?
Anybody fancy scorpion or bugs or starfish satay in one of the street corners?
Facts you should know about
Why is it that a girl looks down when u say I love u?
To see if u really mean it!
To see if u really mean it!
Monday, July 6, 2009
Yandai, a Hutong scene
Entrance to the toilet. I love Beijing toilets.........I have now a collection of some 20 toilet pictures and they are sooo cool. One even have mini TV screen infront of each urinals!
Yandai Hutong
Tea Cups on sale in one of the many souvenir shops.
Yandai Hutong
Yandai Hutong entrance.
Yandai Hutong
Tea Cups on sale in one of the many souvenir shops.
Yandai Hutong
Yandai Hutong entrance.
Huohai Bar Area
A quaint looking restaurant.
A restaurant by the lake
One way to get around Houhai is by riding this type of trishaw.
They have Starbucks too.
Old buildings are just so cool.............
A restaurant by the lake
One way to get around Houhai is by riding this type of trishaw.
They have Starbucks too.
Old buildings are just so cool.............
The forbidden city
View of the forbidden city from Coal Hill. A bit hazy that day.....well it seems to be hazy most of the time in Beijing...........
Early morning at one of the entrance to the forbidden city.
Late morning........imagine having to battle your way through that crowd! But this is Beijing.......
Another view from Coal Hill
Early morning at one of the entrance to the forbidden city.
Late morning........imagine having to battle your way through that crowd! But this is Beijing.......
Another view from Coal Hill
Jingshan Park (Coal Hill)
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